I've often wondered do football fans in other countries have to suffer through the weird adjectives and bizarre language like we have to, so this is my version of their hell. Enjoy...
Fabregas Goes Home To His House?
Barcelona have told today, in a radio, Cesc Fabregas is a lunatic who wishes to end all the shouting by returning to the house where he was born as a baby.
Fabregas, of the Arsenal, is sad to be without a trophy as his childless friends have once again captured the Champions League, once again.
Arsenal controller, Arsene Wenger ejaculated furiously,
" Fabregas is in my engine, and perhaps we have business with Real Madrid but for millions of Euro"!
Pep Guardiola has shouted loudly at the papers with his captain, and Barcelona have a budget.
Barca heroes, Puyol and Pique are lovers and have cried about him.
A man who speaks has said maybe this summer, it might not happen, but has difficulty closing his door.
Nasri Tries To Escape!
Arsenal player who is tricky, Samir Nasri who is a Frenchman and can be in the middle or wide right, is saying he will not write his name until Arsenal make him rich. But there is a twist that has come out, with Rio Ferdinand says he wants to love him at Manchester United. Patrice Evra, ( also a French Player for France), has urged Nasri to love him also, because they have beaten the Premiership.
Nasri has given abuses to a man on Twitter to who he said,
" Come on my face and say that, you c****,,,,, er,,,,,,* " !
A man who speaks, says nothing!
5 Million For Clichy, You Are Laughing At Me!!
Defender of Arsenal,Gael Clichy, has been buggered by Liverpool for 5 million. Clichy who like the other French, has refused to write a contract for an Arsenal man, is said to be sad.
Wonderings have begun at Arsenal about who will make them happy if he leaves.
Scotland man, Kenny Dalglish, who couches Liverpool has remained tight in his lips, after the team has also signed a man (Henderson) from Sunderland. The man is said to have two feet and paid 20 million to the Mersey.
Jenkinson Writes On Paper for Arsenal.
A man is blowing a trumpet when Charlton the Athletes player Carl Jenkinson arrives for 1 million pounds.
He likes the team the big man said and his Grandfather for 40 years.
He can play in three places and is very cross. He also likes drinking and Tony Adams.
A man took his picture on Tuesday and a man who speaks says Hello!
Come on us again, next week at a different time, for more news about a player and a man from France.
Up Your Arse!!
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